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When James Bond is abroad he is known as +44 07. Not a lot of people know that.
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Using only a .22 pistol I survived a grizzly bear attack. My friend, who I shot in the knee, wasn't so lucky.
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It's often wondered what women really look for in a man. I think it's security. Well that's what they always shout when I approach them.
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Do race horses slow down when they see police horses?
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Cars have too many gadgets these days. I was reversing my car and it started playing a video of someone getting run over by a car.
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For the next month I'll be wearing pink to raise awareness for people who don't bother to separate laundry.
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My wife said, "The women's Euros is on, are you watching it or coming shopping with me. " Sent from my iphone in Asda.
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Congratulations to Liverpool on winning the premiership, well except Jota of course, he had a car crash of a season.
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I only trust one thing in the newspaper these days: Fish & Chips. And even that I take with a big pinch of salt.
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dogsbody14 "Lenny,the brown nosed,wankstain, had a very scary day,after fucking a 12yr old,he realised that he was gay......"
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lennyscrevasse Where's the joke you sad fucking incel paedo worshipping shit cunt? I've just fingerblasted your mum
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madman …..the 'thumbs down' option exists in order to show dissatisfaction to the puerile yrs-old shit that you & many others, to the detriment of this once great site, post in the demented belief you're funny.... ...only a cretinous tosser such as yourself could get pissed off with folk legitimately using a feature for the purpose the creators intended, you Pakeh brained fuckin' idiot.
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