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Newborn Nightmares from Sickipedia's hell

jackbuntis

2 months ago-Black-Post Rating : 46

Page from a 60yr-old children’s encyclopaedia, innit.

Page from a 60yr-old children’s encyclopaedia, innit.

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jackbuntis

2 months ago-Breaking News-Post Rating : 44

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legendlegend1968

2 months ago-Celebrities-Albert Einstein-Post Rating : 38

Please roll the site back to about 10 years ago.  This update and the last one with the gems again and colours have destroyed it.  Go back to the gray and black and start again please. 

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jackbuntis

2 months ago-Kier Starmer-Post Rating : 34

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jackbuntis

2 months ago-In The News-Breaking News-Post Rating : 34

2006: Snakes On A Plane… …2025: Chimps On A Train.

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ianwatkins

3 months ago-TV-Film/Movie-Post Rating : 34

When James Bond is abroad he is known as +44 07. Not a lot of people know that.

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stallion

3 months ago-Other-Animals-Post Rating : 34

Using only a .22 pistol I survived a grizzly bear attack. My friend, who I shot in the knee, wasn't so lucky.

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niggerfarage

3 months ago-Illness and Mortality-Dead Baby-Post Rating : 34

My sister held one of those 'gender reveal' parties when she was pregnant. She popped the balloons, and the glitter was pink. In hindsight she should've gone with blue, as her daughter was stillborn.

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jackbuntis

2 months ago-Sickipedia-Post Rating : 33

Unless mods take immediate action to eradicate the infantile rubbish that so often gets posted on this site, then it’s over for Sickipedia.

Unless mods take immediate action to eradicate the infantile rubbish that so often gets posted on this site, then it’s over for Sickipedia.

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lennyscrevasse

2 months ago-Other-Sickipedia Down-Post Rating : 33

Popular joke website Sickipedia has been plunged into crisis when a revamp of the site results in its best contributers deserting the platform for good In other news, Jimmy Carr has announced his retirement citing a lack of new material

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Freshly Dug from the Graveyard

What do you call a movie about vampires that has an entirely transgender cast? The Lost Boys

arabianviking

39 min ago

Two guys are leaving work when one says: "The first thing I'm going to do when I get home is rip my wife's panties off." "You're that horny?" "No, the elastic is killing me."

rahul

8 hours ago

What does a narcissist says after receiving a blowjob? I was great, wasn't I?

aloofloofah

8 hours ago

A fireman was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby. She was riding a little red pedal car with tiny ladders hanging off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a fireman’s helmet. The pedal car was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fireman walked over to take a closer look. “That’s a nice fire engine,” he said admiringly. “Thank you,” the girl replied. The fireman looked a little closer and noticed that the girl had tied the pedal car to her dog’s collar—and to the cat’s testicles. “Little girl,” the fireman said, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your apparatus, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.” The little girl thought for a moment, then replied: “You’re probably right… but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”

redneon

9 hours ago

A woman is getting on a bus with her child when, as she passes the driver, he says, “Oh my God, what a hideously ugly baby!” Horrified, the woman runs to the back of the bus in tears and takes a seat. The man sitting next to her asks, “Are you okay?” She tells him what happened, and the man says, “You should march right up there and give that bus driver a piece of your mind. I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

pubgnoob

11 hours ago

Fresh Hell's Feedback (Comments)

bigbubba Made a note in my diary on the way over. It simply says "bugger"

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gmax FFS, another infant school playground unfunny post. What is it at playtime? "Join on with my gang"

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apemansacuntwithav Good for you….

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zinger549 Moses called. He wants his joke back

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risco Old,childish and typical of this shitshow!

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mandylost They're not there to actually fight, they're there to represent the UK and NATO. Any attack on Greenland by the orange Mussolini will count as an attack on NATO.

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Comedy Kill Count (Leaderboard)

sphinctered

Rank : 1 | Score : 46.90

rahul

Rank : 2 | Score : 38.28

johnnysins

Rank : 3 | Score : 36.70

scorpiox666

Rank : 4 | Score : 34.80

rory

Rank : 5 | Score : 32.00