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jorisbonson

26 days ago-Breaking News-Post Rating : 26

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dogsht

27 days ago-In The News-Breaking News-Post Rating : 24

Travellin' home for Christmas....... .....aye, in a fuckin' box ya miserable cunt.

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aloofloofah

4 days ago-Other-Random-Post Rating : 20

Dogsbody14 and his sad little alias squad crawl out of the basement every single time someone drops a joke (even if it's an ancient repost). Zero original content, zero posts of their own - just pure venom. This account literally exists to shit on everyone else's fun while racing to be the first to hump every obvious spam bot's leg like it's family. Not a critic. Not funny. Just the unpaid janitor of Sickipedia, desperately mopping up other people's engagement because his own timeline is drier than a nun's knickers. Probably the one running half the spam himself so he can feel relevant for 0.3 seconds before getting ratio'd into the void. Touch grass? Nah - this thing's never even seen sunlight. Keep barking, little doggy. The adults are posting.

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sphinctered

14 days ago-Breaking News-Post Rating : 20

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sphinctered

14 days ago-Breaking News-Post Rating : 19

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sphinctered

3 days ago-Pakistani-Post Rating : 17

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sphinctered

14 days ago-Breaking News-Post Rating : 17

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sphinctered

6 days ago-Politics-Post Rating : 15

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scorpiox666

2 days ago-Labour-Post Rating : 14

Labour: Solving Problems ?

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Freshly Dug from the Graveyard

Two guys are leaving work when one says: "The first thing I'm going to do when I get home is rip my wife's panties off." "You're that horny?" "No, the elastic is killing me."

rahul

7 hours ago

What does a narcissist says after receiving a blowjob? I was great, wasn't I?

aloofloofah

8 hours ago

A fireman was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby. She was riding a little red pedal car with tiny ladders hanging off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a fireman’s helmet. The pedal car was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fireman walked over to take a closer look. “That’s a nice fire engine,” he said admiringly. “Thank you,” the girl replied. The fireman looked a little closer and noticed that the girl had tied the pedal car to her dog’s collar—and to the cat’s testicles. “Little girl,” the fireman said, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your apparatus, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.” The little girl thought for a moment, then replied: “You’re probably right… but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”

redneon

8 hours ago

A woman is getting on a bus with her child when, as she passes the driver, he says, “Oh my God, what a hideously ugly baby!” Horrified, the woman runs to the back of the bus in tears and takes a seat. The man sitting next to her asks, “Are you okay?” She tells him what happened, and the man says, “You should march right up there and give that bus driver a piece of your mind. I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

pubgnoob

10 hours ago

God gives a Black baby wings. The baby asks, "Does this mean I'm an angel now?" God replies, "No you stupid nigger, you're a bat"

dewalt

11 hours ago

Fresh Hell's Feedback (Comments)

bigbubba Made a note in my diary on the way over. It simply says "bugger"

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gmax FFS, another infant school playground unfunny post. What is it at playtime? "Join on with my gang"

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apemansacuntwithav Good for you….

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zinger549 Moses called. He wants his joke back

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risco Old,childish and typical of this shitshow!

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mandylost They're not there to actually fight, they're there to represent the UK and NATO. Any attack on Greenland by the orange Mussolini will count as an attack on NATO.

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Comedy Kill Count (Leaderboard)

sphinctered

Rank : 1 | Score : 46.90

rahul

Rank : 2 | Score : 38.28

johnnysins

Rank : 3 | Score : 36.70

scorpiox666

Rank : 4 | Score : 34.80

rory

Rank : 5 | Score : 32.00