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A lot of people think that crop circles are caused by aliens spacecraft, but I think they are done by cereal killers.

I described my feminist daughter as, "Just imagine if Greta Thunberg somehow instantly gained 275 lbs, and also grew a wispy moustache." According to the police though, I'm making a compelete mockery of the missing-persons report.

‘Big Brother is watching you‘, a famous quote from George Orwell’s Nineteen Eight-Four. A book in which he predicted the mass surveillance of British citizens,. What he didn’t foretell was that it would be us buying the cameras and that our biggest phobia would not be rats but that nobody would be watching us !

MUSLIMS: When asked about your wife's age, answer in dog years, twenty eight doesn't sound that bad.

' History Teacher Decapitated in Paris ' When French Revolution practicals go wrong...

A controversial new novel depicts a world where black people rule over white people. It's called, Vote Conservative...

A coworker told me this joke recently when I told him to "tell me a joke" What happens when you drink food colouring? You dye a little on the inside.

‘Prince Harry will not join other royals for next month’s Remembrance Sunday service’ He’s not the only Prince they want to forget.

I'm so into recycling, climate change activism and green initiatives that I... Washout my condoms to reuse and pick up dog shit with my bare hands. I'm that dedicated... I don't even have a dog or a girlfriend. Nod to HetPaard.

Looks like the Tories have found that massive black hole they were missing