I got asked to judge "Mr Gay UK".
No problem is said. He's immoral, against nature & is going straight to hell.
“I saw you last night Paddy stumbling out of the pub. You must have had a fair few,” laughed Mick.
“No, I was quite sober actually, Mick,” replie ...
A chicken walks up to a duck stood at the side of the road & says "Don't do it mate. You'll never hear the fucking end of it".
A psychic once said to me, "I've been in contact with your wife's mother. "
"Good, " I said, "that means she's still dead. "
Tributes are pouring in for Roy G Biv who lost his battle with mnemonic plague.
Sad news about a guy who made a career out of bobbing up and down while twiddling various knobs
Anyway. Enough about Dale Winton.
Avicii has a ...
After trying unsuccessfully to log in to Sickipedia, I rebooted my computer.
It didn't smash the first time I booted it.
For the past few weeks I’ve been saying to my girlfriend that I think she may be deaf..
She had her hearing test today and it turns out she is!
I saw on the news today that the Home Office are willing to help any Windrush Generation immigrants who have been threatened with deportation.
A s ...
Some scientists are saying that one day we may be able to store data in our sperm.
If that’s true, then my curtains are a supercomputer.
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