maybe Stephen Hawking should have had his body frozen after his death in the hope of a cure in years to come.
Ironically he's probably the only f ...
My girlfriend and I have some good fun in the bedroom with toys.
Well, mainly her.
In the news today: the BBC announces there will be no further series of Robot Wars.
A spokesman said, "We really can't go on now that Stephen Haw ...
Mo Salah is the most dangerous Muslim attacker since Osama Bin Laden.
Abridged is a synonym of shortened.
As in: my sister went to Miami and her life was tragically abridged.
Sometimes I wish my dick was my fucking pay cheque....
....my wife starts blowing the pay cheque as soon as I get it out.
I was fuming when my family clubbed together to get me some psychiatry vouchers for my birthday.
I wanted a dead kitten.
I'm finally coming to terms with the recent passing of the great man himself, and feel it would be wrong if I didn't remember some of his great teac ...
Dear Jeremy Kyle....
........I am 16 years old and pregnant with my boyfriend, who is 20 years older than me. He is married with 3 kids, he's als ...
I saw a paki crossing the road earlier when all of a sudden BANG!!
A Ford mondeo drove into him!
It was right in front of my own eyes and I thoug ...
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