This lady stopped me in the high street and started telling me all about the plight of little Ngunu... Sharing a room with 9 brothers and sisters, d ...
Police decided it would be a humane choice not to charge a man for stealing a sandwich once he explained that he'd been lost in the wilderness for 1 ...
I asked my best mate if it was wrong to lick the fanny of an elderly lady who's been giving me the come on.
He said it's a bit of a grey area.
Cleanex man size
Cos cum is thicker than snot
When i was younger, this guy in a white van pulled up alongside me and offered some sweets if I'd get in with him. I agreed, and he promptly locke ...
Mechanical engineers have the best jargon;
"I think this plumb bob needs a flanged pinion."
What does Stevie Wonder' wife do when he'been a cunt?
Moves the furniture around.
I am now so poor I can't even pay attention.
How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb? None, the council will do it for them
Stevie Wonder's playing an intimate gig in a little Japanese club. Before he starts he asks for any requests.
A little Japanese man at the front ...
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