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weaverdog

4 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Coronavirus

1996 Pfizer invents drug to create stiffs. 2020 Pfizer invents drug to prevent stiffs.

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In the NEWS: Donald Trump, when pardoning two Turkeys got confused and claimed "I am pardoning Katie Price and Chris the English Soccer Guy" when pushed he said, "Sorry I got confused. I mean Gobble and Waddle".

secretsiteagent

2 hours ago

I was asked to be a last-minute substitute teacher for a sex education class for middle schoolers. I walked in holding a banana to demonstrate how to put on a condom. I told the kids that I couldn't get an erection on an empty stomach as I ate the banana and pulled down my pants.

jimmysammy

5 hours ago

I was asked to be a last-minute substitute teacher for a sex education class for middle schoolers. I walked in holding a banana to demonstrate how to put on a condom. I told the kids that I couldn't get an erection on an empty stomach.

jimmysammy

5 hours ago

Trump pardoning 2 turkeys at Thanksgiving makes me think that , for good PR , Nigel Farage would have pardoned 2 Jews each year at Auschwitz.

funboy3

5 hours ago

The cases against Comey and James went down faster than Donald on Bubba.

jimmysammy

6 hours ago

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