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scotty

5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Death-Post Rating : 19

"So, can you tell me when I'm going to die?" I asked the fortune teller. "Yes," she replied, glancing nervously at her crystal ball. "Cash in advance, please."

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bigbubba Made a note in my diary on the way over. It simply says "bugger"

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gmax FFS, another infant school playground unfunny post. What is it at playtime? "Join on with my gang"

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apemansacuntwithav Good for you….

14 hours ago - View Post

zinger549 Moses called. He wants his joke back

16 hours ago - View Post

risco Old,childish and typical of this shitshow!

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mandylost They're not there to actually fight, they're there to represent the UK and NATO. Any attack on Greenland by the orange Mussolini will count as an attack on NATO.

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