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scotty

5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Death-Post Rating : 19

"So, can you tell me when I'm going to die?" I asked the fortune teller. "Yes," she replied, glancing nervously at her crystal ball. "Cash in advance, please."

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Dogsbody14 and his sad little alias squad crawl out of the basement every single time someone drops a joke (even if it's an ancient repost). Zero original content, zero posts of their own - just pure venom. This account literally exists to shit on everyone else's fun while racing to be the first to hump every obvious spam bot's leg like it's family. Not a critic. Not funny. Just the unpaid janitor of Sickipedia, desperately mopping up other people's engagement because his own timeline is drier than a nun's knickers. Probably the one running half the spam himself so he can feel relevant for 0.3 seconds before getting ratio'd into the void. Touch grass? Nah - this thing's never even seen sunlight. Keep barking, little doggy. The adults are posting.

aloofloofah

14 min ago

Firefighters rush to a major incident at a Wolverhampton factory as 'explosions' are heard, and toxic smoke is visible for miles. One firefighter stated Wolverhampton had never smelt so good.

ponga

14 min ago

A girl finds a genie and gets two wishes. First wish: "Make my tits massive!" Boom—38DD, perfect, gravity-defying perfection. Second wish: "Now give me the tightest pussy imaginable." Genie grins: "Done." Her phone starts ringing off the hook... She'll probably call you back when she's done screaming.

aloofloofah

36 min ago

Why did Elon paywall Grok's image generation after the deepfake backlash? Because nothing says "we're taking this seriously" like charging creeps £8 to digitally undress kids—now it's premium child exploitation, baby!

rory

2 hours ago

An Essex girl and John are playing a game of hide and seek. John counts to ten while the Essex girl hides. After about thirty seconds, John gets a text from the Essex girl saying: “If you find me, you can lick my pussy and fuck me up the arse. If you can’t, I’m in the shed.”

johnnysins

6 hours ago

Fresh Hell's Feedback (Comments)

clown Mick says Tree

3 hours ago - View Post

spraytime Good one, I would vote it up but when I try it just says no response from server, been like that for a months.

3 hours ago - View Post

nausicaa Image upload size is limited.

20 hours ago - View Post

dogglebe Did she put on those those eyebrows with a paint roller?

22 hours ago - View Post

dogsbody14 Probably the funniest thing post on here for fucking years!!

23 hours ago - View Post

mandylost took advice from her wife to put it in drive which is how come she got blown away

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Comedy Kill Count (Leaderboard)

sphinctered

Rank : 1 | Score : 52.20

ponga

Rank : 2 | Score : 32.34

rory

Rank : 3 | Score : 25.90

redneon

Rank : 4 | Score : 19.50

hadoken

Rank : 5 | Score : 16.40

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