Detective Inspector Smith was puzzled by three bodies that had arrived at the mortuary earlier that day. All three of the deceased men had huge smiles on their faces. He asked the pathologist to call him the next day with any findings he may have. Sure enough, the next day the pathologist calls; "Well?" asks the detective, "what did you find out?" "First man's a Scotsman - 37, died of alcohol poisioning. He won £2,000 three weeks ago and has spent the lot on whisky. Hence the huge grin" "And the second man?" "Frenchman, 52 - died whilst making love to his mistress - hence the huge smile" "Hmmm...so what about the last of the three?" "Irishman, 29. Killed by lightning." "Why the huge smile, though?" "He thought someone was taking his photo…."
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