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Freshly Dug from the Graveyard

Watching tradcons promote marriage is like watching paramedics do CPR on a decomposing corpse.

innit

an hour ago

In the NEWS: Donald Trump, when pardoning two Turkeys got confused and claimed "I am pardoning Katie Price and Chris the English Soccer Guy" when pushed he said, "Sorry I got confused. I mean Gobble and Waddle".

secretsiteagent

3 hours ago

I was asked to be a last-minute substitute teacher for a sex education class for middle schoolers. I walked in holding a banana to demonstrate how to put on a condom. I told the kids that I couldn't get an erection on an empty stomach as I ate the banana and pulled down my pants.

jimmysammy

7 hours ago

I was asked to be a last-minute substitute teacher for a sex education class for middle schoolers. I walked in holding a banana to demonstrate how to put on a condom. I told the kids that I couldn't get an erection on an empty stomach.

jimmysammy

7 hours ago

Trump pardoning 2 turkeys at Thanksgiving makes me think that , for good PR , Nigel Farage would have pardoned 2 Jews each year at Auschwitz.

funboy3

7 hours ago

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jackbuntis >stormminger: ….jesus fuckin’ Christ, this meme has been doing the rounds on social media & here for over a decade you sad cunt. Try posting something a little more original ya sad loser.

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jackbuntis >stormminger: ….ffs ya fuckin’ sad loser, this meme wasn’t even funny 10+yrs ago ya tosser.

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risco Why are you spamming old, unfunny shit you cunt? Get a fuckin’ life ya sad loser.

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risco Why are you spamming old, unfunny shit you cunt? Get a fuckin’ life ya sad tosser.

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risco Why are you spamming old, unfunny shit you cunt? Get a fuckin’ life ya sad tosser.

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risco Why are you spamming old, unfunny shit you cunt? Get a fuckin’ life ya sad tosser.

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