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poco2430

8 years ago-Religion-Christianity

Johnny had a swearing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask a shrink what to do. The shrink said that since Christmas was coming up that he should ask Johnny what he wanted Santa to bring him and if Johnny swore he should leave a pile of dog shit in place of the gift. So two days before Christmas Johnny"s dad asked Johnny what he wanted. Johnny said, "I want a fucking teddy-bear laying right fucking here beside me when I fucking wake-up Christmas morning. Then when I go downstairs I want to see a fucking train going around the fucking tree, and when I go outside I want to see a fucking bike leaning up against the fucking garage."On Christmas morning Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a big pile of dog shit. Confused, he walked downstairs and saw a bunch of dog shit around the Christmas tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog shit by the garage. When he walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his dad smiled and asked, "So Johnny, what did Santa bring you this year?" Johnny replied, "I think I got a fucking dog but I can"t find the bastard?.

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Do the shower of shite who run this complete fucking cesspit of a site actually test their updates? Fuck all works. Looks like a few of the same retards are the only ones who bother to keep posting the same monotonous shite and arguing their insignificant political views. Fuck off, you complete fucking tools.

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My gay son delivered the eulogy for his grand-uncle, veteran of WWII and deceded at the age of 101... "He always had a roll of coins in his pocket, waiting for me to reach in there and find them"....... the little faggot continued, "He fought to make this country safe for the woke; if he wanted his junk felt up by a little gay boy like me, than by golly he was going to get it."

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