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oorwullie

8 years ago-Other-Animals-Post Rating : 1

I played the 'Hook a Duck' on the fair this afternoon and won a three-day countdown timer. Well a goldfish, but same fucking thing.

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yermawm8 …Jesus fuckin’ Christ, is that what passes for edgy humour in your sad demented head? …..just hold on a mo will ya, while I buy a shit load of gems to award your pathetic effort, says no cunt. ….do yasel & us a favour lad, & have a go at posting something even remotely, ya fuckin’ spastic.

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yermawm8 …Jesus fuckin’ Christ, is that what passes for edgy humour in your sad demented head? …..just hold on a mo will ya, while I buy a shit load of gems to award your pathetic effort, says no cunt. ….do yasel & us a favour lad, & have a go at posting something even remotely, ya fuckin’ spastic.

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yermawm8 …about as funny as treading in dog shit ya cunt.

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