Oscar Pistorius and Reva Steenkamp both needed to piss.
Oscar called shotgun but she ran in before him, so he got his shotgun and blew her brains ...
What’s the difference between a baby and an apple?
I don’t cum in the apple before I eat it
Q. How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Frothy green zebra.
I know it is not topical but I just watched a documentary about Fred West and the murders and rape of all those kids. It was disgusting, horrific an ...
When Trump visited the UK recently and met Her Majesty The Queen, he said:
“Hello, your Loyal Modesty, so nice for you to meet someone as bigly pop ...
Some people don't believe in horoscopes, but I’m a Leo and my horoscope correctly predicted the month I was born.
How many autistic kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Probably loads, most of those spazzy bastards have no common sense.
The story of how Anne Frank's dairy became one of the world's best selling books ever (35 million copes sold in 70 languages) is going to be made ...
A bloke I know reckons he's real tough cunt.
I reckon he's got it half right.
I just bought one of them low energy light fittings from B&Q.
The assistant asked "will you be putting this up yourself?"
I said "no, it's goi ...
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