Now that the Royal Wedding is over I can think about more important things. Like how many hairs there are on my head.
We could sort out the obesity problem with children if paedophiles started offering fruit instead of sweets.
I bought some bags of manure for my garden.
It's cheaper than a lounger.
Remember old Sickipedia used to have the 'your joke may be a duplicate of one of the following' feature?.
It would keep the wannabe Tommy Robinso ...
I've just moved into a Merseyside housing estate and my house has been broken into 3 times already.
So I got new fences from Hillsborough, no sco ...
There was a Mr Black in Reservoir Dogs, but he fucked off in the first scene when Joe Cabot said, "Let's go to work."
I used to think all the stereotypes of Waitrose being posh were a bit over the top, my mistake....
I went in for Butter chicken and naan bread, c ...
What's the shortest video on youtube?
Everton's glory days
A policeman went to the Manchester United ground after a reported break-in. Taking a look around he said to Jose Mourinho, “Now then Sir, has anythi ...
Seen a homeless tramp in town earlier
He said "have you any spare change?"
"Fuck off" I said
"If you've no change, then tell me a joke to cheer m ...
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