A Red Indian walks into a New York restaurant.
The waiter asked "Do you have a reservation"?
What's worse than being a nigger?
Being a nigger with a small cock
Apparently you are not supposed to call them XBox any more.
They prefer Female to Male Trans-gendered person.
Why do blacks wear baggy trousers? Because their knee grows.
If a round peg fits in a round hole and a square peg fits in a square hole,then how come a bell end isn't shaped like an axe?
As I chatted up a fit bird in a bar, she said "you're a smooth talker, but what's to say if I sleep with you I won't be just another notch on your b ...
I staggered out the pub and got into my car.
Looking at myself in the rearview mirror, I said, "You're way to pissed to drive."
Then I though ...
Thieves broke into my appartment and stole my favourite Mr Men book, that's it now...
No more Mr Nice Guy.
I've just crammed a 12 inch disc up my bum
Is that a record?
I watched as the pretty young lady sat across from my desk and finally signed the last page of the contract.
"It's just a lot of the usual stan ...
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