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I poured some water over a duck's back yesterday. He didn't care.

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I met a woman who said she loved a good 12 inches. She had a foot fetish.

prawnking1980

17 hours ago

Suspend me u fuckwits. Any1 posting a joke on this site has no respect for themselves

weebaby

18 hours ago

Collective nouns - a few examples. Dogs: A pack of dogs. Crows: A murder of crows. Sheep: A flock of sheep. Reform supporters: A shower of cunts.

niggerfarage

23 hours ago

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hetpaard

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magpie77 @lennywankstain ……the only reasonable explanation for ya pathetic dumb rants is that ye must be what ye come across as, namely, an inbred Pakeh, ya smelly cunt.

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magpie77 Unbelievable that some cunt of a dumb idiot actually posted that dire centuries old “joke”. …Ffs you face dribbling’ spastic, that shit originates 250yrs ago in the Georgian era. It’s wankers like you with ya dated content that is sending this site down the shitter, you cunt.

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lennyscrevasse Get fucked dog rapist you know fuck all. Got an violate a poodle you fucking wrongun

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magpie77 Here’s an idea, try posting something funny & or edgy you boring fuckin’ tosser.

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magpie77 Piss off with this boring unfunny tedious dire shit you cunt.

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dogsbody14 Is that all you got lennywankstain? Repetitive juvenile comebacks I.e calling everyone an 'incel' for starters,and 'cringe' that your 12yr girlfriend taught you? Also,that replying to yourself bullshit was started by me,aiming at you when I called you out for posting new stuff,supposedly from new people that are you,you cuntspanner

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Comedy Kill Count (Leaderboard)

dogsbody14

Rank : 1 | Score : 482.70

jackbuntis

Rank : 2 | Score : 381.70

risco

Rank : 3 | Score : 171.90

jimmysammy

Rank : 4 | Score : 169.30

lennyscrevasse

Rank : 5 | Score : 134.70

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