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My friend said to me, “My wife makes Susan Boyle look beautiful”. I said “thank god you said that, I’ve been wanting to say something for years, you know she really is ugly, what were you thinking when you married her?” He replied angrily "No, you fucking cunt, she’s Susan’s new personal make-up artist”.

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Freshly Dug from the Graveyard

You fkn shower are the personification of Irony ya cunts: ...Spend ya time on here taking the vile piss out cancer sufferers, paedo victims, mongs, inbreds, the deformed, rape victims, the orange man, fat birds, benders, Rosie Jones, trans, niggers, Pakis, Yids, King Sausage fingers, the dead, the Far Right, the Far Left, celebs et al, yet as soon as I or dogsbody14 give a little back in the comments, you all spontaneously burst into hysterical menstruating mincin' Nancy boys, poncon’ about like butter wouldn't melt, shovin' bog roll size manpons up ya fkn rikkers, suckin' ewt that looks like a cock, be it animal, mineral or vegetable, whingin' & whinin', cos being on on receiving of what ye dish out for "likes" & "popularity" turns you into faux keyboard tough guy bedwetting crybaby victims, spouting "sanctimonious" bullshit at me & praying for Vapeman to step in & deal with the guy who is giving back what you chumchicklers give out!!! ...truly, summat fkn else you lot; full of repugnant hypocrisy & to the detriment of this site & catastrophically unfunny. Fkn tossers.

jackbuntis

44 min ago

Dear fake American Trump haters that dwell in the cesspit of society, do you realise that by supporting the illegal migrants that infest our country, you are supporting all they stand for? I.e paedophilia? Think about it before accusing people of being Nazis....Thank You.

dogsbody14

an hour ago

What a week for Kenny McLean. Scores from the halfway line to seal Scotland's world cup qualification, only to find Harvey 'Jock, I belong to Glasgow' Barnes has become available for selection.

jackmeough

1 hours ago

Ofgem has 1700 staff and a £130m wage bill. That's a lot of fucking money just for one of em to say: Bills are going up again.

jackmeough

2 hours ago

Now now Lenny....stop being a fake American Trump hater and post a joke of your own! You know this sites going down faster than your mother on a migrants cock. Threatening people is a very naughty thing to do,so I'd advise you to desist. Have a nice day,y'all

dogsbody14

2 hours ago

Fresh Hell's Feedback (Comments)

jackbuntis >lennywankstain: …quite obviously you do “give a shit” about what I think, else ye wouldn’t be trolling me 24/7 ya fkn loser.

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jackbuntis 😂😂😂

42 min ago - View Post

lennyscrevasse It's only libel if it's untrue though isn't it dogfiucker

an hour ago - View Post

lennyscrevasse Don't give a shit what you think you talentless postbox

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lennyscrevasse Cringe

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dogsbody14 Mama....It's LIBEL you thick twat! Slander is spoken,not written. Now fuck off.

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jackbuntis

Rank : 1 | Score : 180.07

jackmeough

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