I was flirting with a drunk girl in a club last night, when I slowly ran my hand up her skirt and slipped my index finger into her minge. As she started panting, 1 finger became 2, then 2 fingers became 3 and before I knew it she had 4 fingers inside her. That’s when I looked at my mates and said, “will you three just fuck off?”

Joke by Weaverdog

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