The BBC finally contacted me and said they wanted to make a comedy programme based on my jokes here.
They said, 'Wasp, we want to make it all about the struggles of the typical "white working class male" these days, and his conflicts with his fat wife, gay son, feminist daughter, pakistani neighbours, black coworkers, etc.... To make it as realistic as possible, we'll be filming all of your family and everyone you know will be playing the actual roles."
"That sounds great, when do I start."
"Oh, you're not going to be in it. Because of quotas, we're going to be casting your role with a black guy."