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risco

6 years ago-In The News-Crime-Post Rating : 27

Its been anounced that climate change irreversible does that mean i can stop pissing about with this recycling

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scorpiox666 Scorpiox here: I didn't write either of the above comments

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scorpiox666 Someones's taking advantage of the fault in the website that shows the wrong names - I didn't write that

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scorpiox666 I didn't write the above

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scorpiox666 …..I dedicate this childish infantile meme to my special little pre pubescent boyfriends 😉

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scorpiox666 Jesus fuckin’ Christ your sad unfunny memes are becoming more bewilderingly boring with each post you cunt…. ….why not give us all a right good festive laugh by fuckin’ off somewhere & topping yasel eh?

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scorpiox666 …yes, for the record, I lift old memes which we’ve all seen at least a thousand times that have been doing the rounds on FB et al and post them on here because I am void of creativity, imagination & humour.

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