Did you hear about the competitive Siamese twins?
They went head-to-head.
I used to go out with a geologist, but I had to dump her.
She was always finding faults.
My plain frumpy overweight teenage daughter was going out. I felt so sorry for her, never had a boyfriend, never been touched, no real friends, just ...
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The French team were delighted to fly back with the trophy.
Much quicker and safer than by rubber dinghy.
I said to my Gran, "I think this milk is off."
She said, "Well, it's been donkey's years since anyone sucked my nipples."
The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn't the hygiene,
but that everyone walks around like their hatching a dastardly plan.
You told us Brexit means Brexit, which I took as meaning you would deliver the Brexit as voted for by the majority in the referendu ...
The Queen has severe consitpation, a spokesman for Buckingham Palace has revealed.
I'll say. 66 years on the throne, and after all that just a Tr ...
Zoo keeper says to Paddy, "The gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it. Would you consider shagging it for 500 pounds?"
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