Sickipedia

A man, sick and tired with the “hustle and bustle” of life decides he wants some tranquility in life...After careful consideration he decides to become a Monk, so he finds a Monastery on the outskirts, speaks with the Abbot expliaining his predicament and search for peace. The Abbot agrees to let him join but says “Here, we take a vow of silence, you will speak only 2 words every 7 years!” The man agrees and the Abbot accepts him as a monk and tells him to go about his holy duty...The new monk goes straight to it, remaining silent, cutting the lawn, tending to the flowers, reading the bible etc...Eventually, 7 years have passed, the Abbot approaches the monk and says “You may now speak your first two words” and the monk says “Cold floors” the abbot tells him that they will buy slippers, and to continue with his vow of silence...Another 7 years of silence pass and the abbot approaches the asks the monk his next two words, and the monk replies “Bad food”, the abbot says “Ok, we will try to improve our kitchen, please observe your vow of silence again”, so the monk goes back to his duties...Finally, another 7 years pass, the monk had now been there for 21 years when the abbot asks his next two words to which the monk says “I quit!” And the Abbot says “I’m not surprised, you’ve done nothing but fucking complain since you got here!”