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sickiwi

7 years ago-Other-Women

A young fella pops in to the chemist and asks him for a supply of extra-strong Viagra. Says he's got three luscious girls coming around for the weekend - and knows he'll need to be prepared with significant 'medicinal support'. He reappears on Monday morning and shows the chemist a very battered, raw, blistered penis. "Can I have a large tube of Deep Heat please" he pleads. "Holy Smoke" says the chemist, "you can't put Deep Heat on that!" "It's not for my penis," says the lad, "It's for my wrist!. The girls didn't turn up!"

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cliffrichard The fuck you on about? You’re one of the ones posting complete shite

37 min ago - View Post

jackbuntis Welcome to our world luv, nobody “runs” this site. After an amateur attempt at updating it went horribly tits up the four owners/mods fkd off, abandoning it to mostly Inbetweeners fans who constantly post pre teen Basil Brush/Dick ‘n’ Dom content.

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lennyscrevasse Presumably you posted that 3 times because you were trying to use your smartphone while a poodle licked pedigree chum off your bellend. Classy

2 hours ago - View Post

lennyscrevasse Christ that was shit

2 hours ago - View Post

lennyscrevasse Dogfucker is concerned because he's only concerned with the sexuality of dogs he wants to violate. The dirty bastard

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lennyscrevasse Dogfucker is concerned because he's only concerned with the sexuality of dogs he wants to violate. The dirty bastard

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