From my hotel room I dialled the number of the local brothel. A silky-voiced woman asked how she could be of any assistance. I got straight to the point and explained I wanted dominatrix, spanking, leather, PVC, and a slow, long blow job. She said, “For an outside number, please press 9 first. Thank you Mr Rees”.

Joke by MarkRees1981

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