Last night the wife was constantly waking me up saying "for fucks sake will you stop snoring" after about the 10th time I got up to go for a piss. She said "while your up, there are some foam ear plugs in the bathroom cabinet" Well they worked a treat, I popped them in, and didn't hear a peep out of moaning cunt for the rest of the night .

Joke by Weaverdog

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