It was my first day in a Russian prison and I got put in a cell with this absolutely massive Russian dude who made it very clear he was going to instantly fuck me. I said, "look, if this is going to have to happen, can we at least do it with Vaseline ?" To my horror, he then turn and shouted down the hall, "Hey, he want a threesome... come get in here, Vasilly !"

Joke by wasp

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