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1960’s pop group the Zombies are finally starting to live up to their name as bass playe ...
I asked the man from the council, "Do you dig roads?"
He said, "It's alright, but Corfu's better."
I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
I bought some of those Ambipure plug in odour removers but I don't think they work. I've had them plugged in for a month now and there's still no si ...
I was going to hire a smoke machine for a special party.
Then I thought, why not just get the wife to start cooking something.
Ever since my Girlfriend had her left breast removed.........
I've been feeling a right tit.
50% of Britains population will be obese by 2050, according to health officials.
The Met office has also released figures that show that rain is ...
A man was riding his donkey with his wife walking behind. He got stopped by a policeman. The copper said, "Why are you riding a donkey and your wi ...
I bumped into Sheikh Mahand today...
The world's friendliest Arab.
The police have just paid my dyslexic florist a visit because of one of his tweets on twitter.
It read. "Just received my delivery and it's just ...
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