The best wedding speech goof up, ever.
The best man was to include the bible verse 1 John 4:18 in his speech.
On the day he read out John 4:18 ...
All future Russian double-agents will be resettled on a sheep farm in the Falklands.
Did you hear about the competitive Siamese twins?
They went head-to-head.
I used to go out with a geologist, but I had to dump her.
She was always finding faults.
My plain frumpy overweight teenage daughter was going out. I felt so sorry for her, never had a boyfriend, never been touched, no real friends, just ...
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The French team were delighted to fly back with the trophy.
Much quicker and safer than by rubber dinghy.
I said to my Gran, "I think this milk is off."
She said, "Well, it's been donkey's years since anyone sucked my nipples."
The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn't the hygiene,
but that everyone walks around like their hatching a dastardly plan.
You told us Brexit means Brexit, which I took as meaning you would deliver the Brexit as voted for by the majority in the referendu ...
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