Why is Sickipedia like your mum?
After 24 hours everyone has a go of being on top
I don't know why men have sex with women whilst they are on their periods.
It's bloody nuts if you ask me.
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I earn a bit of extra cash betting on games of Rock, Paper, Scissors.
I'm making money hand over fist!
A tortoise climbs a tree, reaches the end of a branch and falls on the ground. It slowly climbs the tree again, reaches the end of the branch and hi ...
My wife always likes to have the last word.
That’s why she’s shit at scrabble.
"Dad, are those chrysanthemums?"
"And how do you spell that?"
"Oh, wait a minute. They're roses."
(on my first day as a policeman) "was the robber armed?"
"The robber was probably a snake" I wrote in my notebook.
Uh oh Tinky Winky go bye bye, time for tubby daisies to be pushed up
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